Teka-Teki Jayus

Hewan apa yang bersaudara? Katak beradik.
Telor apa yang ditakuti sama telor lainnya? Telor asin, soalnya ada tatonya.
Telor asin paling takut ama telor apa? Telor Puyuh, soalnya tatonya lebih banyak.
Mengapa ikan tidak hidup di darat? Karena takut sama kucing.
Apakah benar kita bakal sial kalo jumpa ama kucing hitam? Itu tergantung, kamu itu manusia atau tikus.
Mengapa guru sejarah botaknya pada kepala bagian belakang, sedangkan profesor dibagian depan? Karena guru sejarah berpikir pada masa lampau, sedang profesor berpikir untuk masa depan.
Kenapa Robin jadi pembasmi kejahatan?Soalnya dia ketemu sama Batman... kalo ketemunya sama Baskin dia bakalan buka toko es krim.
Burung apa yang sayapnya satu?Burung ngelamar kerjaan (sayap satunya megang map).
Kenapa ibu dari pengantin wanita menangis pada saat upacara pernikahan?Gak rela anaknya diboongin.
Apa persamaan telpon ama jemuran?Kalau kering diangkat.
Apa bahasa Indianya bumbu dapur? Tumbar miri jahe.
Gimana caranya supaya kereta api dan motor kalau ditimbang beratnya sama?Kereta api dan motornya di foto.
Orang apa kalau dipukul gak sakit-sakit?Orang gak kena yeeeeeeeeee :p
Apa bedanya tukang pajak ama palak?Kalau tukang pajak nagihnya pake surat, kalau tukang palak pake urat!
Apa bahasa Chinanya anak kecil terpeleset? Lichin thong…
Rambo lahirnya dimana?Di turunan, waktu nganterin ibunya, mobil bapaknya remnya blong, si ibu bilang rem boo’!
Anak apa yang paling jelek di dunia?Anak-anak bilang sih elo! =D
Kuman apa yang dipatuhi teman-temannya? Kumandan upacara.
Apakah Limau itu? Duau ditambah Tigau.
Mengapa Batman pakai topeng? Karena malu celana dalamnya keliatan.
Kenapa nyamuk kalau terbang pasti bunyinya nging nging dikuping? Sebab nyamuk menghisap darah coba kalau menghisap solar pasti bunyinya bremmmmmmm... bremmmmmm… bremmmmmm… bremmmmmmmm....

Horsemen

jadikan kemarin gue abis nonton film Horsemen di sency sama nyokap. Filmnya serulah yang main ada dennis quaid sama ziyi zhang / zhang ziyi directornya Jonas Åkerlund. jadi filmnya tuh kaya ada detektif ngerjain kasus tentang pembunuhan-pembunuhan. pembunuhannya sadis bener! kaya disiksa, digantung pake tali yg buat mancing gitu pokoknya sadis deh. sama ada ibu yg lagi hamil bayi diambil dari perutnya! bentuknya mirip kaya yg ada di buku biologi! ihhhhh sebenernya filmnya bkn film hantu, kalo diliat dari posternya sih kaya film hantu, tapi filmnya kaya mystery gitu. biasa film detektif-detektif. terakhir-terakhirnya ngagetin bener!


Tips buat nonton: jangan makan sambil nonton ini! gue pas nonton sambil makan wendy's sama nyokap rasanya mau muntah!

Kiss Kiss

Yo this is Nappy Boy Radio live

With your boy T-Pain, we love rap music Listen, uh, we got a caller on line one Caller, what's your problem?

Hello, I'm on the radio with T-Pain

How's it goin'?

It ain't goin' good My girl ain't doin' her things she used to do and oh

I got just what you need Brand new Chris Brown, T-Pain You heard it hear first Nappy Boy Radio We love you

Hey, she want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey) That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me They hatin' on me (Hatin' on me) They wanna diss, diss (Kiss, kiss) Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me They hatin' on me(Hatin' on me) They wanna diss, diss (Kiss, kiss) Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

I'm a country boy from Tappahannock, VA is where I reside So shawty understand it and I know I just turned 18 And I get a little mannish and you see the bandana hangin' That means I'm like a bandit like, like a bandit, bandit I got paper girl, the Lamborghini

With the spider seats, you never seen it So get it shawty, we parkin' lot pimpin' in my dome And I know what you want

She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey) That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me They hatin' on me (Hatin' on me) They wanna diss, diss (Kiss, kiss) Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey) That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me They hatin' on me (Hatin' on me) They wanna diss, diss (Kiss, kiss) Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

I'm the epitome of this demonstration, I got the remedy You feelin' me, so why is you hatin' my anatomy? It's bird like, yeah, you heard right Girl, I'm the king so that means I'm fly, fly

If you with it girl, get it poppin' Girl with me, ain't no stoppin' So get it shawty, we parking lot pimpin' in my dome I know what you want

She want that lovey dovey (Lovey, dovey) That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me They hatin' on me (Hatin' on me) They wanna diss, diss (Kiss, kiss) Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey) That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me They hatin' on me (Hatin' on me) They wanna diss, diss (Kiss, kiss) Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

Shawty, let me holla at you, you so hot, hot, hot, hot You think I'd be hollen', if you not, not, not, not? I'm king of the town, you can take a look around Teddy bend her down is in the spot, spot, spot, spot I got money on me Baby girl, no problem You rollin' shawty? Let's hit McDonald's

It's TP and CB, I'm a Nappy Boy

She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey) That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me They hatin' on me (Hatin' on me) They wanna diss, diss (Kiss, kiss) Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey) That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me They hatin' on me (Hatin' on me) They wanna diss, diss (Kiss, kiss) Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be, yeah

We are live back on Nappy Boy Radio, this is your boy DJ T-Pain I gotta get outta here man, I just wanna leave with it

If you ain't got it by now then you're just ain't getting it

Let's go, Nappy Boy and Pretty Boy Nappy Boy and Pretty BoyBoy, I say, Nappy Boy and Pretty Boy Nappy, Nappy, Nappy and Pretty Boy

Let's go 5, 4, 3, 0, yeah

Sorry, Sorry by Super Junior

Chorus
Sorry Sorry Sorry SorryNaega naega naega munjuh

Nehgae nehgae nehgae bbajuh bbajuh bbajuh party baby

Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty Noonee booshuh booshuh booshuh Soomee makhyuh makhyuh makhyuh Naega micheo micheo baby

Baraboneun noonbit sokehNoonbit sokkeh naneun machiNaneun micheo mwuheh holin nom

Eejen busuhnajido mothaeGuluhohneun nuheh moseupNuheh moseup nuhnen machi

Nae shimjangeul balbgo watnabwah Eejen busuhnajido mothae
Uhdeel gana dangdanghagehOotneun nuhneun maeryukjukChakhan yeoja ilshikeeranSaenggakdeuleun bopyunjukDohdohageh guhchim ubgaeJungmahl nuhneun hwansangjuk

Dohleekeel soo ubseulmankeum

Naegae bbajuh buhryuseo

Chorus:
Sorry Sorry Sorry SorryNaega naega naega munjuhNehgae nehgae nehgae bbajuh bbajuh bbajuh party babyShawty Shawty Shawty ShawtyNoonee booshuh booshuh booshuhSoomee makhyuh makhyuh makhyuhNaega micheo micheo baby

Hey girl girl girl girl girl girl girl

Noonmanddeumyun ni saenggak (Hey girl)

Janakkehnah sashil nuh hana bakeh ahnboyuh

Mahlhaebwah ni mameh naegaMahlhaebwah jari jabatneunjiMahlhaejo naegeh mahlhaejoNaneun babo babo babo
Joobyun saramdeuleun malhhae

Naega nuhmoo jukgeukjukEe saesahngeh geurun saramUhdee handooleenyahgoGeuguhl molla geunyuhl mollaShigihamyuh haneun mahlNaegae boorupdamyun geugunGeudaedeulee geeneun guh

Chorus:
Sorry Sorry Sorry SorryNaega naega naega munjuhNehgae nehgae nehgae bbajuh bbajuh bbajuh party babyShawty Shawty Shawty ShawtyNoonee booshuh booshuh booshuhSoomee makhyuh makhyuh makhyuhNaega micheo micheo baby

Let's dance dance dance dance (x3)

Hey eejen geuman naegae wahjooleh

Jungmahl michil gutman gatah yeah Nan neoman saranghago shippo Juhldeh dashi hanoon pahl saenggak ubseo hey
Aeineerakiboda chingookateun Naega dwehgo shippeo Neoeh modeun gomin seulpeum

Hahmkkeh ganjeekhagopa Dashi ubseul mankeum mankeum Nuhruhl nuhmoo saranghae Naega bahran saram niga baro geuthat that that girl

Chorus:
Sorry Sorry Sorry SorryNaega naega naega munjuhNehgae nehgae nehgae bbajuh bbajuh bbajuh party babyShawty Shawty Shawty Shawty Noonee booshuh booshuh booshuhSoomee makhyuh makhyuh makhyuhNaega micheo micheo baby

thanks to tia sukitego for the lyrics

now for the translation

choreographer-nya nick bass dia juga kerja sama usher dan justin timberlake

Attack On The Pin-Up Boys

third blog...

oke kan kemarin gue lg ngomongin ttg Super Junior sama tia sukitego terus gue tanya ke dia kalo tau ga movienya Super Junior. terus dia bilang tau dan nama movie-nya Attack On The Pin-Up Boys. sama tia bilang kalo main characternya kibum dan gue sebagai penggemarnya langsung minjem.

tadikan tia bawa terus venya ngeliat cover nya dia kira itu bbf -_-'. terus pas dibilangin kalo ini movienya Super Junior dia langsung mau minjem! hahahaha tapi kan gue bilang ke dia palingan minggu depan baru gue balikan, tapi dia bilang biarin aja ckck mukanya tetap excited lagi.

venya bilang cowo yang ganteng tuh si choi siwon (cowo yg paling kanan atas) dan gue tetap bilang kibum! tapi eira dan venya bilang mukanya aneh!

foto yang di posternya aja aneh! sebenernya kibum ganteng (yahh sebenernya lucu)!

masa mukanya kaya gini dibilang aneh sih?! lucu kali

yahh choi siwon emang ganteng sih tp kibum lucu abis!

okay I finally can get that out off my chest...

now if you wanna know, the movie is mystery and comedy.

so the story is about an attack on some school heartthrob/pretty boys. the attacker throwes shits at the pretty boys faces. the first attack was on valentines day (february 14), the attacks happen at different high school every month on the same day.

kibum is playing the role oh the 'boy detective' who tries to solve this mystery. dia nulis di blognya about the new attacks. and dia bilang that the new attacks is going to be at his school, okay thats enough. nanti kalo gue ceritain lagi kagak ada surprisenya! you have to watch it! seru abis! hahahaha ada salah satu scene pas guru nanya ke muridnya kalo mereka gay ckck gue sampe ngakak.

sama (buat cewe-cewe) banyak bnr cowo cakepnya, jadi itu ada lagi alesan. gue ga tau beli cd-nya dimana, palingan bisa nonton di youtube, atau ga minjem tia bonsai aja.

From BLACK to WHITE

hahaha so we begin the blogging
first off all I wanna say thanks to rita (sugar), tia (bonsai) dan monica m. for giving me the reason to write this post.

kan disekolah bbf lagi "in" dan kim bum juga.. nah kan cewe-cewe diatas itu suka bbf dan sering nanya lebih ganteng lee min ho atau kim bum. kan udah gue bilang lebih ganteng chris brown!

tp diantara cowo-cowo korea itu masi lebih ganteng kim bum .
dan itu kesalahan gue...
tiba-tiba ratna dan monica m. bilang lee min ho lebih ganteng! yahh gue "iya iya" aja.
tapi pas mau remed mat gue, ratna, venya, tia, resti, claudia lg belajar di depan ruang guru terus tiba-tiba ngomongin bbf a.k.a kim bum . terus tiba2 ga tau kenapa gue jadi suka sama cowo2 bbf ganteng abis! sama tiba2 suka Super Junior!

long story short (because I'm a lazy ass):
sekarang chris brown (dan org2 negro lainnya) pindah ke nmr 2!
cowo2 yg dari korea jadi nmr 1!
ohhh ya... Bu Yuli bilang kim bum ganteng

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Lazy Ass

okeeeeeeeeeeee
kita mulai! dengan blog pertama gue (bopung)! so here's the story:

kan minggu lalu disuruh buat blog, udh ada story gitu. Dan selama liburan ini gue belum buat satu pun cerita -_-' jangan lo kira hidup gue boring bener sampe ga tau mau nulis apa. Kan libur Lebaran jadi gue kaya harus ke rumah keluarga2 (yg ga gue kenal) dong! nahh tuh alasan gue.....
Iyaa......
alasan gue cuma itu -_-'
Sebenernya udh pengen nulis (hari jumat) tp ga jadi gara-gara komputer lemot! jadi males!
dan pasti banyak yg nanya kok gue ga buatnya kaya hari sabtu atau minggu, tp lo liat dong title-nya! HAH! tu alesan gue yg kedua.

udah blog pertama gue gitu aja dulu